The Flash must feel inadequate,
all he does is run fast,

good job, Flash,
you saved the day by running fast,
Sonic could’ve done it better,

The Flash must feel useless,
considering Superman has the same exact ability,

good job, Flash,
all you have to do is run slow,
and you’re out of the job,

people criticize Aquaman,
but at least he can talk to fish,

The Flash wears red,
and that’s basically it,

good job, Flash,
you suck.