February 2011
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Syringes and Horns
    I went for my routine physical earlier today and wound up getting sucked into two shots -_- Don’t you hate that? When you go in thinking everything will be A-OK; get your eyes checked out, knees tapped, balls grabbed and then at the very end the dude is like “Well…it appears you’re due for your annual flu shot…oh, and what do we have here…you haven’t...
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MORE. FUCKING. SNOW.
I want Massachusetts to spontaneously-combust just so I can keep warm. Between 10 and 20 inches of cock (snow) is set to arrive this Tuesday night, carrying over throughout Wednesday. On the bright side, it’s very unlikely they’ll ship us off to class. And if they do…well, then the President of the college is a cunt. Anyway, I’m off to go get my balls squeezed by some old...
Jan 31st
Anonymous asked: Thought you might like... http://fuckyeahkennypowers.tumblr.com/
Jan 31st
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“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
– Mitch Hedberg
Jan 31st
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Does Anyone Else...
watch certain TV Shows just to get angry on purpose? A&E has transitioned from showing reruns of Mr. Bean, The Sopranos and Poirot to essentially becoming an on-air Freak Show. I particularly watch the show Hoarders to intentionally make myself frustrated. Why? I don’t fucking know, I just feel like it because I’m a weirdo. Some people feel the need to go clean their house after...
Jan 31st
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Physical & Exam Tomorrow
Tomorrow, I will be having my first physical done in about…five years. O_O Shit. Let’s hope that I don’t have any tumors growing in my stomach or scrotum or something. In addition to that, I have an exam on Beowulf. Beowulf. What an excellent fucking day Monday has in store for me.
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Jan 30th
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The Regimen Begins Tomorrow
Eat nothing but chicken/lean beef/vegetables/fruit/rice (No sugars, very little dairy, and outside of rice - no carbohydrates). Lift weights for 30 minutes a day starting at 120 lbs, working my way up to 200 lbs. 30 Minutes of Cardio (mostly running) - Before Class 60 Minutes of Cardio (likely running again) - Anytime after 6PM and before 9PM. No soda, no alcohol - nothing but water, tea and...
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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I could either do my homework or watch "Breakfast...
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FUCK YEAH!
Late package from Amazon.co.uk = free package from Amazon.co.uk! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 29th
i love you
that is all! :]
Jan 29th
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Phones
People need to learn how to pick them up. Random, but I fucking despise the packaging of The Social Network. It’s all black. All of it. It sucks the dick and refuses to blend in with the rest of my Blu-Ray Discs. Also, for some reason or another, I find this movie awfully inspiring. The more you know!
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WOOOH! 101 Followers!
So follow my new-nigga, @jeffrey-dahmer for being lucky #100.
Jan 28th
99 Followers - ONLY ONE AWAY
Please, someone…follow my blog so I can feed you my milk.
Jan 27th
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Listen“Lost at Birth” - Public Enemy
Jan 27th
For Once, I am at a Loss for Words
Not sure what to think, to be quite honest. But there is one thing I do know and it’s that I was right.
Jan 27th
supahtroupah asked: take it?
Jan 27th
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“Well, I’m real sorry for your fucking loss…but your dead wife can...”
– Rankin
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I am Officially 5 Followers Away From 100
And when I get to 100 Followers I will post nude photos of myself, making love to a falcon atop a mountain cliff.
Jan 26th
MOTHER FUCK
How hard is it to pick out a god damn Tumblr theme!??!?!!??!!?!? I want to smash my hands with a hamer. This is fucking frustrating. They all suck ass.
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Remember The Days of Filling Out Myspace...
Welcome back, fuckers. 001. Real name → Jayme Arthur Christopher Karales 002. Nickname(s)→ Jayme K./Jayme Kakes (terrible nickname) 003. Zodiac sign → Libra (But who knows now since they changed the whole thing around) 004. Male or female → Male 005. Elementary School → James Condon/Snug Harbor 006. Primary School → Broad Meadows 007. High School → Quincy High School 008. Hair colour →...
Jan 26th
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I am Dedicating my 400th Post on Tumblr to....
Jan 26th
“Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts and...”
– Doug Stanhope (via early-onset-of-night)
Jan 26th
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My Day Thus Far
Drugs and Society Class - A guaranteed A for me and an enjoyable class to boot. This guy is probably the funniest teacher I’ve ever had, however, he lost points with me today by assigning us a Power Point project that needs to be presented in front of the entire class of 32. I dread the thought of speaking in front of a large group of people. Now, I do have the benefit of possessing an...
Jan 26th
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i-want-iwan- asked: Aw, that cat is adorable. Be nice to it.
Jan 26th
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88 Followers and Not a Single Reply
My Question of the Day was completely ignored. Doucheburgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like poor Sam is going to get it =(
Jan 26th
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