December 2010
Through a Shot Glass Darkly (3)
Now, for those who are unfamiliar with the geography of Quincy; the length from Adams Shore to the very end of Houghs Neck is about two miles and none of us took that into account when deciding we would travel via eleven inch wide seawall. We were four highly determined and remarkably inebriated men that were hellbent on passing the point of ‘fucked-up’ and crossing a line that few men...
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Through a Shot Glass Darkly (2)
There was not a single second throughout the course of the day that I wasn’t plotting and planning for the night ahead of us. How were we going to get there? How were we going to obtain liquor? How could we convince Kenney to take the train some time before 9:00PM? Everything, on paper, looked as if it was going to go to shit. Kenney was working until eight, Paul had a co-worker party in...
Through a Shot Glass Darkly
Saturday, July 3rd to Monday, July 5th - 2010
July 3rd is the central party night in Quincy, Massachusetts thanks to the town embracing its title of ‘second highest underage-drinking capital in America’. If you are between the age of fifteen and twenty and aren’t down Houghs Neck (or The Neck, as it is so often called), then you need to seriously reevaluate your current social...
The Shitfaced Trilogy
In my twenty years of life on Earth, there are three particular moments (of the many) where I’ve been completely and utterly trashed out of my mind and thought to myself…this is a pretty epic night. So, I have decided to write a story recalling each of the nights to form a trifecta of belligerent adolescence. Now, there will be some saddening omissions which make for good conversation...
Wow, that Chat Post was Fucking Useless
What a piece of dog shit.
Chat Post #1, I guess
I am not sure what this does, I guess it's a chat box or something.
Fucking People
I either get bitched at by one person or get bitched at by another. What do they both have in common? Vaginas.
Merry Chrimbus!
Shall we make a list of my presents?
Sony Blu-Ray Player
HP Laptop
Sony Handycam
$200 cash money
Dead Rising 2 (X-Box 360)
Batman (Blu-Ray)
The Dark Knight (Blu-Ray)
Get Him to the Greek (Blu-Ray)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Blu-Ray)
Nightmare on Elm Street (Blu-Ray)
Kick-Ass (Blu-Ray)
And oh yes, a snuggie with dogs on it as well as a shake-weight. Is there a more perfect combination?
Two Movies Down, 2 To Go
I just finished It’s a Wonderful Life and A Christmas Story, two of my all-time favorite Christmas films, with my parents and am about to move onto The Ref starring Denis Leary. It’s a pretty forgotten 1994 film where he plays a crook. After that, we’ll have a short intermission with the Mr. Bean Christmas Special and then finally a non-Christmas film, Shallow Grave.
I also...
Considering Releasing an Anthology
I’ve been thinking about this since maybe April of this year, that I might release an anthology of short stories that I have written in 2010. I consider this, by far, my best work. I have really matured as a writer this year through learning from my mistakes and becoming much more well read. Leagues above the drivel known as Red Snow and Tales of Brian McGuire Jr. Part 1. Just to be clear...
Merry Chrimbus (Eve)
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Bam! Double Dose!
Finished up my first article for Interact Media today and finally completed all the extra qualification work for the training process at Mahalo, it feels good to be making money once again. It feels like only yesterday that I was shitcanned from A Superior Finish for talking shit to my inept boss who was trying to juggle two jobs at once with limited employs at his beckoning. Anyhow, I am glad to...
Wow, what a terrible Wednesday (that feels like a...
Seriously? How is it only the middle of the week? It feels like I am at home wasting a Friday or Saturday, doing nothing. My lovely girlfriend, Sam, slept over last night but unfortunately came over with the flu and wound up getting me sick. Aboo. So now, I feel like shit and am just lounging around my cluttered room. It sucks, needless to say. Okay, time to go make myself some more tea with honey...
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“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”
– Mark Twain
There Is a God
I just got a writing gig for Mahalo.com, finally - work worth giving a damn about. Now, I am off to finish up registration for winter courses. More on this later. (FYI - the Financial Aid Department at my school is run by a bunch of peabrain morons who don’t know their ass from their elbow.)
“It was fucking obvious that that cunt was going to fuck some cunt.”
– Francis Begbie
Watchomardzlieri:
Omardzlieri’s film, ‘The Family’.
Chicken Sandwich
I Can't Wait to Be an Old Man
Like seriously, what could be better than being age 40-55? You can act like a crabby old man to whoever you like and no one will question you because you’re old. I also get the feeling I will be more of a full-head of hair, grayed to perfection type old/middle aged guy. Looking somewhat distinguished and not the typical bald/beer gut combo that you see middle aged/older guys on sitcoms...
An Uneventful Weekend Leads to Depression
Well, this is the first weekend in a while where there have been absolutely zero activities to keep me occupied. It’s weaksauce. I hate days that ultimately lead to nothing because it just makes me evaluate my current situation. Especially recently where I’ve been stewing on the upcoming semester. We’ve got the required 10 classes that I need to take in order to get my ass out of...
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Writing Is a Pain in the Ass
Anyone who says otherwise should be executed.
3 Whole Years Together
Today marks my third anniversary with the absolute love of my life, Ms. Samantha Troup! And it feels like just yesterday we were playing Pokemon in her room, the second or third time the two of us had ever hung out alone together (outside of school), and I decided to ask her out.
My guess as to why our relationship has been so successful is that we started off as very good friends before...
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“They call me Flavor, I’m in the shot that you shoot when you...”
– Flavor Flav
CEMETERY GATES
“There’s always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows; and who trips you up and laughs when you fall”
- Morrissey
So I was just in the middle of watching Ben Affleck’s movie The Town (Great film so far, btw - I really aught to get back to watching it and paying attention instead of just listening). But I’ve been streaming it through my Xbox and whilst...