"Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.”

Happy Batman Day!

harmagedon:

Fifty shades of grey trailer comes out and all these vanilla white girls on my Facebook are going crazy, why don’t you get your boyfriend to do some fun shit in bed rather than thrusting for 30 seconds and jizzing on your tits twice a week??

thepatriette:

thankyoulordforhenrycavill:

since1938:

sexi-loki:

This is why Marvel rocks

I know right?! I mean

Superman

Just

Broods

Throughout 

the 

WHOLE 

movie

and doesn’t

make

a single joke*

ever**

(*the gif I was looking for but couldn’t find was “That was a $12M piece of equipment!” “It was.”)

(**bonus points cuz everyone in every theater I saw this in laughed)

Also, “to brood” is literally to think about something that makes one sad and Clark/Kal did that 4 times in the whole movie and all of those times were about things that happened in his childhood.  ”Not smiling for 100% of the movie” does not equal “brooding”.  ”Not having a witty retort for every situation no matter how inappropriate” does not equal “no humor”.

bless you, since1938 :)

THANK YOU, BLESS YOU.