A Non-Unique Venture into Madness

Ice cream because ice cream I had no clue what to write for this caption I should’ve just left it blank fuck.

Over the next week I am going to be giving away two posters and a signed copy of my debut novel Disorderly. All you have to do is reblog is this post. Three winners will be selected at random to win a signed book, a poster of the novel’s artwork (shown on the left) by Joel Amat Güell, and a poster of commissioned fan art by Pauline Acalin (shown on the right.) 

You can pre-order Disorderly in hardcover at BeforeSunrisePress.com/Store

You can also check out my prior publication, Youth, for Kindle on Amazon here: Amazon.com/product/youth

damn girl

theyautja:

The Many Faces of Jim Norton

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This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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dapswebsite:

I Love These Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride Awkward Family Photos

God I’d love for the hilarious Maya Rudolph and the hysterical Danny McBride to be my parents. Think about it… I’d seriously be the funniest person ever!

Why are Maya Rudolph and Danny McBride creating their own Awkward Family Photos? Well, these photos are all to celebrate GQ‘s June comedy issue… OK. The why doesn’t matter because they totally hooked me with the picture of McBride with a huge pee stain.

Plus, there’s a Behind-the-Scenes video!

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Arrested Development is overrated and only funny when thought back upon. YEAH, I SAID IT.

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NBC’s ‘Hannibal’ ratings sink again without ‘Scandal,’ ‘Elementary’ competition

lemondifficult:

Ahahahahaha no please.

I am starting to worry less, though, since the word on the street is that Hannibal will be picked up by Showtime if it’s not renewed by NBC. 

heisenbergdownrodeo:

Chop Suey!

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I own this issue.

Horses can glow at night,
if you shove tubes down their throats,
and pump their stomachs full of neon toxins,

Maybe you could build a book out of horse skin,
and bind it in pubic hair,
and sell it at select Baby Gap stores,
throughout Cherry Hill, New Jersey.